He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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