She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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