everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow