I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?