He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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