I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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