She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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