butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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