y did u give ur computer a hand job?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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