just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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