I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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