we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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