Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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