The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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