Where is the hickey?
there was a trapeze. enough said
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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