Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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