No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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