I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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