Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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