i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
