he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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