is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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