wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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