belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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