I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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