Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just pee around me
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
