They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Randomize
