Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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