I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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