This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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