S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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