: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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