She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
