so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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