fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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