You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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