he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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