What a fucking waste of an outfit
She announced her abortion via fbk
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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