I hope mine doesn't look like that
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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