I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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