physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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