Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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