If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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