why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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