ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Do vagina's smell?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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