this beer tastes like vomit already
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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This is classic penis vs brain.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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