I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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