Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.