my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?