Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed