imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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