its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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