Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so let's talk penis.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
