Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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