Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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