Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i believe in u and ur pee
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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