i was rollin on her like bob the builder
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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