Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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