Dual....:-)
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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