He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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