I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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