I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
There's even glitter on my cock...
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