I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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