I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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