Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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