So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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