Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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