We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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